THE ZINGERS LP OUT NOW!

Crack open the Dom Pérignon, FINALLY, it's here. Its hard to really explain how relieved I am that this record has arrived and looks as good as intended. It must be said, Gotta Groove Records did a fantastic job handling all pressing and printing aspects of The Zingers LP and made the process as easy as possible.

The Zingers fulfil on delivering  their high end "modern classic"punk record and leaving in a cloud of ambiguity. Instead of adhering to a familiar posse, they intend to create a new and entirely artificial environment and wrap it up in an utterly bizarre production. Menacing and maniacal, yet deft and fetching, the hook has been baited and thrown. Million Dollar Records is proud to finally have this record in Australia.

The record will be appearing in various record stores and distros over the next couple of weeks including Distort, No Patience and Eternal Soundcheck. I will also be selling records on my discogs page for the time being http://www.discogs.com/seller/milliondollar

All inquiries, customers and distros, please contact milliondollarrecs@gmail.com

UPDATE

So, six boxes of The Zingers LP's are currently sitting in AUS customs office (at the risk of child smuggling one only assumes). There was probably a way around it, but, live and learn i guess. Been sorting it out all week. Should have possession of it early next week.

In the meantime, soothe your nerves with this waiting music (that fits true Zingers tradition).

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ARCHAIC RELICS

Flyer by Bryce Sweatman

Flyer by Bryce Sweatman

Flyer by Richard Costa

Flyer by Richard Costa and Bryce Sweatman

Flyer by Richard Costa

Flyer by Richard Costa

Flyer by Bryce Sweatman

Flyer by Richard Costa

Flyer by Richard Costa

Flyer by Richard Costa

Drink Tarax

Chingford keeping the red sun rising

Flyer by Wes Smith

Flyer by Wes Smith

Flyer by Bryce Sweatman

Flyer by Richard Costa

Flyer by Richard Costa

Flyer by Richard Costa

Flyer by Richard Costa

        Flyer by Bryce Sweatman

Gardens of Club 77

Ming Dynasty

MDR 01 - THE ZINGERS S/T LP

Straight from the 18^th hole of Bushwood Country Club, ruining the party, watch common decency fly out the window, it’s THE ZINGERS. Taking an anti punk stance to another level, The Zingers assume something like the position of martini swilling, sauna dwelling, sand wedging, debonair types who are big wheels in the pork belly market. The truth is, the band was formed in 2010 above a falafel kitchen and next to a meat slinging bawdy house. When the band finally found stability, made up of ex members of Pathetic Human, Flesh World, Insurgents and Chrome Dome, the next three years were littered with colourful public appearances. Most notable for a sharp but cheap dress sense, The Zingers set out to confuse the masses with a series of awkward but intimidating confrontations, contorting visual and audio aspects into a jagged world of disproportion and a wry sense of wit nobody is really meant to relate to. Lets make one thing clear, The Zingers are not a joke band. The point was to reverse every punk stereotype and counter the pissweak idea of writing “dumb music” and lack of progression that seemed to dominate punk at the time. Influenced initially by the savage satire and suave of Geza X And The Mommymen, Black Randy And The Metrosquad and Fear to name a few, The Zingers looked far outside the square to take their music elsewhere. Crazed syncopated drumming, annoying guitar turned up to 11, hard driving bass and crude throat peeling vocals create an artificial world only they may populate. Combined with some extra instrumental licks (cheek slapping vibraphone a clear highlight) create a perturbing yet sophisticated concoction. The LP was recorded in 2011 and mixed over long arduous sessions. Sadly, they fell victim to their own concept, creating inner friction over creative control and ceasing the morph into a jazz fusion act that would bring hot fun back to the music industry. Twisted, aloof, unashamedely offensive, cocky, grandiloquent and downright zany, let Randy Richard, Swastika Sweatman, Wild Western and Chingford take you moonlighting through the cactus fields. The long awaited LP by The Zingers comes at you with a clang.

Above flyer: Artwork by Richard Costa

Above flyer - Artwork by Bryce Sweatman

OUT IN UNDER A MONTHS TIME! All Distribution information to be posted this week. 

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